Literal questions idiots literally ask

Is Schrödinger’s cat dead and alive?
Does evolution explain the start of life?
Can naturals make 2 + 2 five, 
Or bacteria make a metal fife?
Is it safe to go piñata with a hive,
Or ignore and let a fungal infection thrive?
Can a human claim to have dog feelings?
Or the rind of oranges be potato peelings?
Can a wheat plant bear maize seedlings
In Antarctica, Iceland or the Straits of Bering? 

But there is dumber yet: 

Who sowed the farmer? 
Who sewed the seamstress? 
Who baked the baker? 
Who raked the gardener?
Who fried the chef?
Who dyed the stylist?
Who fabricated the engineer?
Who programmed the programmer? 

And the worst of all: 

Who created God? 

(c) nyonglema

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